Parking mad!

Tenants and visitors to Fairbarn Place should have better parking facilities soon.

Currently, there are complaints that parking habits have ruined grassy areas. However, environmental money from the “Decent Homes Initiative” has been found to put towards making improvements.

One visitor to the city, who preferred not to be named, told NW Sheffield News, “People across the world refer to Yorkshire as one of the most beautiful spots anywhere, but Sheffield’s reputation as a green city is marred by such wanton thoughtlessness. I won’t be back!”

A local resident chipped in, “My thoughts and sympathies go out to both the young and the elderly whose footing may have slipped on this localised environmental disaster.”

A visibly-agitated Green Party supporter added, “This is verging on the ridiculous! We know where these people park – make no mistake! It’s becoming like a scene from ‘The Day after Tomorrow’ – and we know how that ended!”

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